Seen in the recent Bridport Open Art exhibition, on a card next to an exhibit:

"Julie Price
Mary's Bakery
Mixed Media
NFS
Evangelical cookies and pasties to order"

And they have just unveiled a crack in the floor of the Turbine Hall at the Tate Modern - which symbolises the rift in modern society. Appropriately, the sculptor is a Colombian - hence the crack, no doubt. What a hoot.

See here

I am fervently hoping that a guerilla activist from the HSE will come along and place hazard warning tape, plus those jolly orange netting barriers on pigtails, each side, to stop the general public falling down the hole.