I'm a fan of good ingredients simply cooked, so nearly snorted my beans on toast when I read this on Ceefax just now:

"Glynn Purnell cooks rabbit, pea and black olive trifle"

It is hard to believe that the reality could be worse than the vision that this phrase conjures up - but yes, it can be worse - a lot worse. Read this and vomit:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/rabbitpeaandblackoli_88473.shtml

Someone ought to be made to eat this till he explodes. That means you, Glynn with two nns.