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by loiswakeman @ 09 May. 2008 - 17:02:22

remote control

  • Tired of sitting through endless FAST trailers with banging music?
  • Weary of working out non-standard DVD selection menus?
  • Don't want to watch another film in an obscure language by accident?
  • Not interested in 3rd rate out-takes and actor interviews?

Then you need our unnovative DVD control with its unique "Just play the b* * * * y film!" button - it's extra large so even drunken digits can locate it amongst the crisp packets, pizza boxes and half-empty beer cans.

Only £79.65 including VAT from our web site, or available to order at your local TV and radio emporium. Allow 68 days for delivery, as each is hand-crafted to order by trained bears in Bavaria.

Why not buy one for the weekend, and save all that unnecessary rage and heartache?

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SeasideManSeasideMan pro
10/05/08 @ 15:01

I like that :-)

All those so-called "clever" animated intros to films and so on just irritate me. Just spin up the dvd and play the film, please!

Tom.

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