Seen this morning on the wall of the Marine Theatre, Lyme Regis.

Pigeon 1: "Coo, nice house"

Pigeon 2: "It's a bit of a hole really, but it's mine."

It is reported that the market in pigeon accommodation is largely unaffected by the credit crunch, as most die before they are old enough to get a good (or even a bad) credit record.